About this item

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE!

Each comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3" x 1" Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin. From the ManufacturerOuch!

Accoutrements

Accoutrements Bacon Strips Bandages

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Goes well with this item. Each is the same price as on its own page.

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