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Introducing Miss Fortunes, the uniquely crafted fortune cookie that blends humor with taste. Designed to satisfy your sweet tooth while delivering unexpected and entertaining predictions, these cookies are perfect for parties and gatherings. Each cookie is carefully made to ensure a delightful experience.

Miss Fortunes are devilishly red and individually wrapped for freshness and convenience. Unlike traditional fortune cookies, these are filled with quirky messages that are sure to provoke laughter and conversation. Packaged in a set of 24, this two-pack ensures that you have enough cookies to share at any event, making them an ideal choice for mature-themed parties or casual get-togethers.

Key Features: Irreverently Funny: Enjoy sweet cookies with salty fortunes that deliver twisted and hilarious messages. Great for Parties: Spark lively conversations with messages that entertain and engage your guests. Two-Pack Convenience: Includes two bags; one with mature-themed-themed messages and the other family-friendly.

100% Vegan: Made without any animal products, suitable for vegan diets. Individually Wrapped: Each cookie is wrapped for hygiene and freshness, ensuring a pleasant experience. Made in Indianapolis: Proudly produced in the fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana. Miss Fortunes is perfect for anyone looking to add a touch of humor to their celebrations.

Whether hosting a party, gathering with friends, or simply enjoying a snack, these cookies provide a unique and entertaining twist on the classic treat. Delight your guests with fun and laughter while offering them a delicious cookie that breaks the mold of traditional fortune cookies.

Miss fortunes

MISS FORTUNES Funny Fortune Cookies, Multi-pack of 2 Dozen, Dirty + Sassy, 12 Count

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