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Introducing Miss Fortunes, the irreverent fortune cookie that combines sweet cookies with salty humor. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh, these cookies are designed to entertain while satisfying your sweet tooth. With unique, twisted messages, Miss Fortunes offers an unforgettable experience that is sure to surprise and delight.

Each cookie is crafted with care, ensuring a delicious treat that is also vegan-friendly. The packaging includes 24 individually wrapped cookies, making them an ideal choice for parties, gatherings, or as a fun gift for friends and family. With a creative twist on traditional fortune cookies, Miss Fortunes adds a playful edge to your snack time.

Key Features: Irreverently Funny: Each cookie contains a humorous and slightly twisted fortune that guarantees laughter. Perfect for Parties: A great addition to mature-themed gatherings, St. Patricks Day celebrations, or any occasion that calls for fun and conversation. Two-Pack Bundle: The Two-Pack Shakur includes two bags of cookies—one with black humor in black cookies and another with grinchy green cookies for a festive touch.

No Repeat Jokes: Each bag is filled with unique fortunes, ensuring a surprise with every cookie. If you find duplicates, we’ll make it right! 100% Vegan: Made without any animal products, suitable for vegan diets. Individually Wrapped: Each cookie is wrapped for freshness and hygiene, making them easy to share at events.

Proudly Made in Indianapolis: Crafted in the fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana, ensuring quality and tradition. Miss Fortunes cookies are perfect for anyone looking to add a touch of humor to their snack time or party. Ideal for mature-themeds who enjoy witty humor, these cookies are a fantastic choice for celebrations or as a unique gift.

Bring joy and laughter to your gatherings with Miss Fortunes, where sweet meets salty in a delightfully entertaining way.

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MISS FORTUNES Funny Fortune Cookies, Multi-Pack of 2 Dozen, 12 Count, Humanity + Unlucky

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